thefairmaidensays:

IT LOOKS LIKE THEYRE MAKING AN INTENSE SALAD OH GOD OH GOD IM CRYING

thefairmaidensays:

IT LOOKS LIKE THEYRE MAKING AN INTENSE SALAD OH GOD OH GOD IM CRYING

(Source: look---alive---sunshine, via dutchster)

bongsniffer:

all these dogs are like “this is the craziest dog ive ever seen. this dog is wild. what the hell”

bongsniffer:

all these dogs are like “this is the craziest dog ive ever seen. this dog is wild. what the hell”

(Source: awwww-cute, via dutchster)

policymic:

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trolltina:

she’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s miss united states

trolltina:

she’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s miss united states

(Source: gifyourass, via dutchster)

dicktho:

rupsidaisy:

MACKLEMORE WAS CROWDSURFING AND HIS ASS HIT THE BACK OF MY HEAD AND IT SLAMMED INTO THE BAR

MACKLEMORE BROKE MY NOSE

IM SO HAPPY

she keeps me warm

(via dutchster)

There's Just Been a Major Breakthrough in HIV Prevention

(Source: policymic)

buttermilkqueen:

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

(Source: beeblejuice, via dutchster)

*about to get murdered*
murderer: any last words
me: imagine how is touch the sky
murderer:
me:
*escapes while murderer tries to figure it out*

dutchster:

frillykitty:

you know shit is going to go down when they give you lots of ammo

fun fact: they call this goreshadowing (or sometimes a boss fountain)

(Source: iauditores)

HESTIA

oedipusmotherfuckingtyrannus:

HESTIA, GODDESS OF THE HEARTH AND ALSO INVENTOR OF HOUSE-BUILDING IS SERIOUSLY THE NICEST FUCKING GODDESS OUT THERE.

APOLLO AND POSEIDON WERE BEING DICKS AND FIGHTING TO MARRY HER, SO SHE JUST BEGGED ZEUS TO BE AN ETERNAL VIRGIN SO THEY’D STOP THEIR SHITTY FIGHTING.

ONE TIME, GOD OF ENORMOUS…