buzzfeed:

thank u friends for making me feel better

We Don't Play With Our Vulvas At The Table

(Source: fuckyeahsexeducation)

shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via dutchster)

Although it comes in an adorable package (is it a box or a bottle?) and tastes delicious (to some), the salty-sweet beverage’s claims are false.

dragon-chickhollow1:

julialost:

creamteasandjammydodgers:

danisnotofire:

look at these boots and tell me you dont immediately want to go adventuring in them holy shit i love these shoes so much

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Those are Thieves Guild Boots, Ladies and Gentlemen~ You wanna wear them? Join the Guild~

(Source: danisnotofire, via bakedfuckingpotato)

stylinwho:

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

(via i-suck-dick)