Doctor Who Christmas special guest stars…!
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
Pretty sure she’s just a disney princess
apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so
|Random college kid:||Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?|
|Me:||I, um. I-I don't care?|
|Kid:||*turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you|