lovealishadawn:

la-temeraire:

marigolds-sorry:

I really really needed this wow

i caNNOT STOP LAUGHING

LOOK AT THOSE POSITIVE ROLE MODELS

SAY NO TO PEER PRESSURE

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johannesviii:

Nine trying to send a distress signal to any potential other survivor of the Time War. That’s not a good idea.

Inspired (a couple of months ago) by this picture made by this user on DA.

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jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian

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thefrogman:

scottish:

thewriters-blog:

If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.

image

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Person: Hi, do you want pizza?
Person Nobody Likes: No. I'm being healthy. I'm not eating pizza because...
Everyone: Okay.
Person Nobody Likes: It looks so good, but the calories--
Everyone: Okay.
Person Nobody Likes: ...and the fat--
Everyone: Okay.
Person Nobody Likes: Here's a long explanation of my diet...
Everyone:
Person Nobody Likes: But I wish I could cheat LOL!
Everyone:
Person Nobody Likes: That stuff is so bad for you, you know? But you have fun!
Everyone who has left to go live their lives:
Person Nobody Likes: It's the gluten, you know? I don't know what that is, but it's soooooo baaaaaad.
Crickets who have come out because it's midnight now:
Person Nobody Likes: I cheated and ate an M&M yesterday! I spent an hour at the gym to make up for it but so worth it LOL.
Unfeeling universe:
Person Nobody Likes: Have you tried using cauliflower instead of bread to make a pizza?
Existential dread:
Person Nobody Likes: It tastes exactly the same, and it's sooooo much healthier.
Death itself:
Person Nobody Likes: I'm gonna go drink my soy smoothie now.
Person Nobody Likes: It's a small size.
Person Nobody Likes: Gotta watch my thighs!
Apocalypse, the end of all space and time as we know it, the fathomless void of nothingness:
Person Nobody Likes: BUT YOU ENJOY THAT PIZZA, FRIEND.

pleasefireme:

Please fire me. I just had a customer yell at me for 15 minutes solely for the fact that I touched his limes and those were his, not mine. I’m a cashier at a grocery store.

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unwinona:


McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.
James Potter HUFFLEPUFF
Remus Potter RAVENCLAW
Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER 
No classes together ever goodbye

unwinona:

McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.

James Potter HUFFLEPUFF

Remus Potter RAVENCLAW

Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER 

No classes together ever goodbye

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crayonster:

timeturner:

bex-chan:

you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it

The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.

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